Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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