we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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