Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
