Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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