my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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