She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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