Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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