Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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