I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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