Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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