we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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