I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
