i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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