Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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