Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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