her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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