office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
