is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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