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hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just want to make out with him forever
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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