Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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