Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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