I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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