No, drunk sperm still make babies.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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