dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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