You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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