Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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