I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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