ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just invented taco cereal.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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