He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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