if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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