what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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