Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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