oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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