I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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