I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Randomize