we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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