you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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