this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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