is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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