BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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