So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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