you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize