Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
