Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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