Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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