It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I deserve to be covered in dicks
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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