The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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