i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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