Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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