Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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