yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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