I think i peed on brittanys purse
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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