No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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